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Mary’s Kinky Knickers (a parady to the tune of Bobby Shaftoe)

27 Mar

And now for something completely different. Mary Portas Pants or her Kinky Knickers  or even her bottom line. Ah but you say… this isn’t different. Well it is. It’s on the subject of Mary Portas Pants but this time it’s humour. Okay you’ll be the judge of that and that is just fine by me.

This is a bit of fun or it’s supposed to be. Just to make sure you can enjoy the full thing, here is a link to a cover of Bobby Shaftoe so you can sing along. If you feel you could provide a better version or a completely pristine version please let me know and I’ll link to it. If you use the words please include a link to this blog.

I may try to get a copy of this parody to Mary herself. I know she’s a very busy woman. All those bottoms to cover and so little time to do it! I’m sure she’ll mange to cover quite a few. Many in fact.

 

Mary’s Kinky Knickers (to the tune of Bobby Shaftoe)

 

Mary Portas she makes pants,

Creates jobs with little thanks,

Making things in the UK

Very well done Mary.

 

Kinky Knickers made with lace

Puts a smile on a ladys face

Slightly big plenty of space

Mary Portas panties

 

Seven sewers skilfully sewing

Keeping pace with orders soaring,

Profits grow so no more moaning.

Marys Kinky Knickers.

 

Buying British if you please,

Stops jobs going overseas

No more need to buy Chinese

Well done Mary Portas.

 

Now that knickers have been conquered

What’s the next thing to take forward

Lots more jobs to aim towards

Arise Dame Mary Portas.

 

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